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Life’s Suggestion Box – Designer Jean Sizes Suck
Why are designer jean sizes off by like three or four sizes? I’m usually a six. In Seven for All Mankind Jeans, I’m like a 12. It’s bullshit. — Elizabeth Dear Elizabeth, I do agree that it’s...
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To the people who keep trying to feed my dog
I’d like to note this post had a whole bunch of likes and whatnot but I lost that when I moved it over from the other site. Suffices to say it was popular! Laura’s Web Site:...
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To the annoying kids at the gorilla exhibit that I love
I love to visit the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. Unfortunately, my fascination for these magnificent creatures is also shared by children who crowd the coveted glass position. Yes, I’m an adult who can...
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Funeral Suggestions: Be nice; I wasn’t a complete asshole.
Dear people with my last name and certain obligations, I’m dead as fried chicken. You’re faced with the task of burying me. Let’s not pretend you guys are okay with all of this. We all tolerated each...
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To Crazy Skin Lady, making me fear the sun
Every time I go to get a facial, the crazy skin lady tells me how I have to stay out of the sun to avoid sun damage. She makes it sound like the sun is poison and talks me into a bunch of crazy...
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